Joe Hybner

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Joe Hybner is a Nebraska native who is married with two amazing children that keep him busy
attending baseball, basketball, gymnastics, horse riding etc. He has been happily married to his wife Michele for almost twenty years. This is the only time he has ever PR’d that was worth bragging about!

HOW DID YOU GET STARTED IN CROSSFIT?

Prior to starting CrossFit Joe owned a landscaping company. After twenty plus years he
realized that just because you do hard labor doesn’t mean you are in shape. He also quickly
realized that skidloaders didn’t laugh at any of his hilarious jokes. Having been a personal
trainer previously he thought why not not give it another shot. He jumped head first. Instead of planning this all out he: stopped doing landscaping, was out of shape, joined CFE, never had done CrossFit before, did baseline workout, fell off the rower, got his feet caught in the straps, enrolled in Level One certification, became a coach. All on the first day. GENIUS!!!!

FIRST CROSSFIT WORKOUT?

Arnie on the first day and Murph on the second. Ouch… you know he was committed to
CrossFit after those two workouts.

FAVORITE CROSSFIT WORKOUT?

Any workout that makes his hair look like he is filming a Vidal Sassoon commercial or any one
that makes him look like he should be on the cover of a Harlequin Romance Novel.

Special skills include & are limited to:

  • owning an amazing arsenal of retro T-shirts
  • ridiculous warm-ups
  • word search puzzles
  • growing Chia-Pets
  • shadow puppets with his hands
  • BeDazzling

Favorite cheat meal?

Cheese fries with ranch and bacon bits, an entire bag of tortilla chips, bacon, fully loaded
nachos, bacon-bacon-bacon.

Currently sponsored by:

  • “Just For Men” Beard & Hair Gel
  • Chia-Pets of course
  • Snuggie
  • Yoo-Hoo chocolate milk
  • FUBU brand sneakers

Certifications:

  • NASM-CPT
  • CrossFit Level One Certification
  • CrossFit Mobility Certification
  • CrossFit Gymnastics Certification
  • USAW Weightlifting(coming soon)